Today.
Mom: [munches on pear]
Dad: [makes strangled 'argh' noise]
Mom: What?
Dad: How can you eat a pear like that?
Mom: Like what?
Dad: From the top down!
Mom: [stunned]. What? How do you think you should eat a pear?
Dad: [in disbelief] -- like an apple!
Mom: But it's not an apple. It's a pear.
Remind yourself who I am again:
- Jess
- London, United Kingdom
- Toddled down to Londontown after uni, but eschewed the City life in favour of working in Higher Education and having that thing - what do you call it?...Oh yes, *free time*. In which I meet lovely people, drink lots of wine and coffee (not together), and go see Interesting Things. All whilst being unflinchingly polite on the tube.
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